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shorten:

there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon

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cakejam:

do NOT google corn man this is a warning

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  • me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
  • me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
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eyeballfarts:

pros of having a unicorn for a boyfriend:

  • his horn is a convenient thing to hang stuff on
  • saving gas money by just riding him everywhere

cons of having a unicorn for a boyfriend:

  • the constant jokes about being “horny”

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drparisa:

'what is happiness to you?'

this gif of a toucan going down the stairs

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ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

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vanconcastiel:

angelriv:

askswedishfish:

crying

seems legit…

As a Canadian I can 100% confirm

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pagingme:

my dog likes think she’s really small and can share a chair 

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my brother left because there was no room on the chair

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jsantagato:

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classicrockboy:

this was the best scene ever… of all time

I need this in my life at all times.

Thought I was the only one

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beinghappyhavingjoy:

veganspartyharder:

buzzfeed:

Important reminder: Everyone on the internet is a real person.

Go read this. It’s really important.

Be kind to one another.

Pretty much the only decent buzzfeed article Ive seen in forever

Ayyyy this is fantastic

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vvankinq:

vvankinq:

why are cows known to be lazy?

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because they’ll always do stuff tomoorrow

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lissymac37:

silverlined-shalalalas:

-teesa-:

9.9.14

BOOM

Jon Stewart every time. Every time.

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volcainist:

allteensrelate:

seeing your one successful post on your dash like
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